razzledazzy:

razzledazzy:

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY SCHOOL I JUST SAW A PERSON DRESSED AS A DROP OF HOTSAUCE 

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getinthefuckingjaeger:

nostopdasgay:

catslock:

condelimoncio:

 MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE

THAT’S CHEATING

This is a blatant violation of trust

YOU LYING FUCKS I SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE ADMIRING THE BRICK LAYERS THAT ALWAYS LAY THE BRICKS NEAT AND PERFECTLY LINED UP HOLY SHIT I LOOK UP TO YOU HOW COULD YOU

getinthefuckingjaeger:

nostopdasgay:

catslock:

condelimoncio:

 MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE

THAT’S CHEATING

This is a blatant violation of trust

YOU LYING FUCKS I SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE ADMIRING THE BRICK LAYERS THAT ALWAYS LAY THE BRICKS NEAT AND PERFECTLY LINED UP HOLY SHIT I LOOK UP TO YOU HOW COULD YOU

(via studiumcausae)


unclefather:

theskeetman:

if you have nothing good to say say it

i hate stuart little and i don;t think he deserved 3 movies

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laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him

laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him

(via three-cake-sandwich)


allyson-wonderlnd:

flashthepremium:

allyson-wonderlnd:

I don’t know who did all these, but I tip my hat to them.

Aragorn is an Avenger now, apparantly.

It’s not stated that he is.

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ponderingamelias:

deadlyforks:

How does he do it

there’s still hope for us

ponderingamelias:

deadlyforks:

How does he do it

there’s still hope for us

(via thebeansontoast)


bootykage:

bootykage:

bootykage:

yungflowergirl:

I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want

this a lie

im literally dating this girl

this a lie

she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this

(via three-cake-sandwich)


stickysheep:

onlylolgifs:

Accidentally hurting someone vs. accidentally hurting an animal

same

(via three-cake-sandwich)


no1twerkslikegaston:

thatdisneylover:

bluelanternrazer:

so people are acting like elsa is the first disney/pixar character to ever portray anxiety

but

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YES 10000X YES I FORGOT ABOUT JESSIE I’M SORRY JESSIE.

"I can’t go back in the box"… she shows better anxiety then Elsa… pft. 

they are both accurate portrayals of anxiety there is no one way of showing anxiety it varies from person to person 

(via thebeansontoast)


how to win xfactor

reblogmyselfie:

1) sob story

2) sing adele

(via sorry)


till-the-end-of-the-bucky:


Inspired by: ”I want a spn episode where danneel/vicki/gen are a team of hunters who run across the boys and rescue them and then kill the monster and consistently save their asses” (x)

it is funny because they are all really accurately the gender bend of sam, dean and cas

till-the-end-of-the-bucky:

Inspired by: ”I want a spn episode where danneel/vicki/gen are a team of hunters who run across the boys and rescue them and then kill the monster and consistently save their asses” (x)

it is funny because they are all really accurately the gender bend of sam, dean and cas

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shutupaubrey:

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

(via sarcastic-snowflake)


nsfwjynx:

nottheoneicheckatwork:

kalynnemarie:

BREAKING NEWS: if you ever judge anyone based on the number of sexual partners they’ve had, you’re a complete imbecile.

I beg to differ.

If someone has had more than one hundred thousand sexual partners I will absolutely judge them because that is impressive as hell.

I was expecting that to go somewhere else than it did and I’m pleased with the ending

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The Ladies of Doctor Who

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dontbeanassbutt:

moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

iamtonysexual:

sherlock-mania:

remember-pants-terezi:

heyxkids:

YOU CANT CHANGE THE VOLUME OF THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD

FUCKING TRY I DARE YOU

ITS IMPOSSIBLE AND ITS REALLY FUCKING WITH MY MIND SOMEONE HUG ME

I CAN MAKE IT SCREAM WITHOUT GETTING LOUDER

H E L P

Holy shit whispering is the same volume as shouting as loud as I can

what have you done

We think in concepts

Concepts have no volume

Because a thought is the loudest silence of all.

whoa there socrates

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