mushroomsugar:

*writes “like” on a cigarette and puts it in my mouth*

It’s a simile.

(via youreawizardsophie)


This is how alcohol looks under the microscope:

arseniccupcakes:

billlboard-charts:

psychedelic-psychiatrist:

A company called Bevshots has produced a series of shots of booze under the microscope at the Florida State University’s chemistry labs.

Molecules at 1000x Magnification

Champagne:

image

Dry Martini:

image

Margarita:

image

Pina Colada:

image

Sake:

image

Scotch:

image

Tequila:

image

Vodka:

image

someone make dresses out of these patterns

holy cow

(via radicalravenclaw)


minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

(via thatwasagreatname)


deliciouslyironicthrone:

swagbat:

there’s no limit to how much I love Jason Momoa

While filming one of the sex scenes in Season 1, Jason came out with a finger puppet on his dick and they had to take a ten minute break because Emilia Clarke couldn’t stop laughing. 

deliciouslyironicthrone:

swagbat:

there’s no limit to how much I love Jason Momoa

While filming one of the sex scenes in Season 1, Jason came out with a finger puppet on his dick and they had to take a ten minute break because Emilia Clarke couldn’t stop laughing. 

(via high-functioning-sociopaths)


(via radiophile)


sandandglass:

Jimmy Carr feeding a baby tiger. 

(via teenaged-wolf)


thepottergeist:

madcenturion:

madcenturion:

If you think about it, the process of singing the birthday song and cutting the cake is extremely satanic

no but seriously imagine it this way

a small gathering of people huddle around a object on fire, chanting ritualistically a repetitive song in unison until the fire is blown out and a knife is stabbed into the object

you must be fun at parties

(via snpachat)


kinspirational:

bird wing references

sources

1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10

(via doctopus)


loushirolls:

things i love

  • hot dads
  • hot 35 year olds
  • powerful men
  • rich men
  • hot dads

(via doctopus)


communistbakery:

dragonbun:

which character do you think of when you hear,”a total asshole but very hot as well”

shrek

(via doctopus)


dothraki-shieldmaiden:

Ok but I’ve always wondered in the solo movies of the Avengers, what the hell everyone else is doing in the meantime

Like during Iron Man 3 are Clint, Bruce, Natasha and Steve just like eating popcorn? Thor 2 they’re just, naaaaaah, looks like Big Guy’s got it? 

Tony’s watching this shit go down with SHIELD and he’s just 

"hey pepper, look fast, STEVE’S ON TV!"

(via clintbaton)


(via tenrose-s)


Nephew: Star Wars was in Captain America's list of things to see right? Is he going to watch all six? He's going to find out that Nick Fury is a Jedi.

ismcrback:

my favorite era of mcr? oh that’s easy. when they were a band

(via radicalravenclaw)


wotsun:

sherolck:

do you think ben c made fun of martin for his accent in fargo

he probably called him once a day and said “oh geez” and hung up

(via fandomsaremyhorcruxes)